THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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