READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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