I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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