dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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