Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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