Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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