I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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