Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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