I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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