The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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