its not stalking. its research.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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