i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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