The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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