Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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