Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Come share oat with me in your robe
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
FUCK WHALES
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