sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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