I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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