i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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