But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
