i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
