do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
