Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize