Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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