Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I want to be your penis for a week.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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