Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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