Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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