Midget sex pt 2 tonight
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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