And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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