do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize