Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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