i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
