They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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