its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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