one two three fourrrrnication!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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