i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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