they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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