We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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