ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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