If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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