your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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