David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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