Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I FOUND THE LEGS
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
