I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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