just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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