I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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