If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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