i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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