There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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