We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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