Are we in a gay sports bar?
operation harelip BJ is a go
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up under a house in Key West
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