dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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