Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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