i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Randomize
