So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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