I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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