I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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