i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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