Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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